The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Movies of a certain age in Harvard Square. Who knew this was in our backyard for 28 years? Drunken, scantily clad crowd makes up for Security lines. Show sufficiently sexual. Muppets meet porn meets Fuck Your Mother. The Time Warp is the Hokey Pokey with grinding. Miss Saradon (slut), "I loved you in The Rocky Horror Picture Show". There are no phones in castles, only tranies. You'd know the script too if you attended 250+ times. I am no longer a virgin. For the rest of you who have not popped the cherry, the show re-opens in Boston on 8/4/12. Gary will in Spanx, I'll be in Hanky Panky. RHPS lives, if you can stay awake.